Tuesday, January 17, 2006

DOGS & COFFEE...

Conversation had while sitting at a coffee shop:

Friend: I think the lady on the table next to us is listening in on our conversation.

Me: So? It's not like we are discussing terrorist plots.

Friend: Still. It's rude.

Me: Lets freak her out. Lets talk about something really disturbing and she will stop listening.

Friend: Yeah...you go first.

Me: SO I WAS SODOMIZING MY DOG THE OTHER DAY AND...

Friend: ...Now I'm disturbed.

2 Comments:

Blogger henmen said...

lol

3:42 AM  
Blogger farhaN Nocturnal said...

I think it wasn't an attempt to offend her, I think you tried to seduce her,Didn't you?

She could have been one of those who like bestiality............so next time be careful mate.

6:36 AM  

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