DOGS & COFFEE...
Conversation had while sitting at a coffee shop:
Friend: I think the lady on the table next to us is listening in on our conversation.
Me: So? It's not like we are discussing terrorist plots.
Friend: Still. It's rude.
Me: Lets freak her out. Lets talk about something really disturbing and she will stop listening.
Friend: Yeah...you go first.
Me: SO I WAS SODOMIZING MY DOG THE OTHER DAY AND...
Friend: ...Now I'm disturbed.
Friend: I think the lady on the table next to us is listening in on our conversation.
Me: So? It's not like we are discussing terrorist plots.
Friend: Still. It's rude.
Me: Lets freak her out. Lets talk about something really disturbing and she will stop listening.
Friend: Yeah...you go first.
Me: SO I WAS SODOMIZING MY DOG THE OTHER DAY AND...
Friend: ...Now I'm disturbed.
posted by Sami at 10:58 PM
2 Comments:
lol
I think it wasn't an attempt to offend her, I think you tried to seduce her,Didn't you?
She could have been one of those who like bestiality............so next time be careful mate.
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